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Number Cartoon

We've got your number ... cartoon with a joke on the number 3 and three stooges joke too.

         
 

DO YOU HATE THE NUMBER 3?

 
  Funny sports fan cartoon - one fan has a foam hand with one finger (i.e. we're number one) and is looking displeased at drunk other fan that has foam hand with three fingers  
 
— NO —
BETH: "I was once in a lovers' triangle, so you would think I would hate the number 3. But the daily 3-martini lunches have brought me back around."
— YES —
LARRY: "I do hate the number 3. When I dance, I have two left feet. Unfortunately, I have a right foot, too. Three feet—very bad."
 
 
 
 
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Moreen Wooboopboop
     — Howard, Georgia
"Regarding the number 3, my ex was a huge Three Stooges fan. 'Nuff said."


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SONGS FOR PLANET NUMBER 3
 
  “Numbers”
      – Phil Manzanera, from the album K-Scope
 
 

Think of number,
A fraction of ten;
Bring the decimal point
And you're crowded again . . .
What's your number?
What's your number? . . .

 

album cover for K-Scope, by Phil Manzanera Album Review: Phil Manzanera was a pillar of talent as the guitarist in both Roxy Music and 801, but he released a number of great solo albums too, and K Scope is one of them. For fans of 801's classic album Listen Now, there's good news here—at least three tracks from K-Scope could have easily fit into the superb musical framework of Listen Now: the loopy instrumental title track, "K-Scope"; the entrancing, mind-blowing "Walking Through Heaven's Door"; and another great instrumental, "You Are Here," which will give you that excellent "Falling Feeling" all over again. But K-Scope is not just a Listen Now wannabe. Manzanera moves into new territory on the rest of the songs, finding a sound that is one part Roxy Music, one part 801, and two parts something entirely different. Top tracks include the upbeat "Cuban Crisis," with its sultry atmosphere and semi-reggae rhythm; the funky, hyper-cool sounds of "Hot Spot"; the laid-back smoothness of the math-gone-melodic song "Numbers" (featuring John Wetton on vocals); and the lilting, free-floating "Gone Flying," with its understated but awesome drum work (not to mention the excellent vocals from Neil Finn). K-Scope is a smorgasbord of tasty tunes that aptly showcase Manzanera's versatility and talent—one of the essential Manzanera albums.

 

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