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Joke About the Future
The balanced, cartoon-loving human has no fear of jokes about the future. Do not worry, cartoon fan, computer programmers, or fate-alists -- the future jokes not of crystal balls.
WHY SOME PEOPLE AREN’T WORRIED ABOUT THEIR FUTURES: |
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“I’m an optimist.”
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“I’m happy-go-lucky.”
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“I’m filthy rich—
if I have to, I can
pay off Fate.”
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 Pascal Coder
— Y2K-burnout programmer
"I keep having this dream that I live past 100, but my Medicare gets messed up because the computers have only two digits for a person's age. They think I'm a 0-year-old and prosecute me for fraud."
As programmed machines get super-small, will the problems associated with them get super-large?
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