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INSECT CARTOON, BUG JOKE, PEST CONTROL, KILL PESTS, BUGS, INLAW JOKE, CARTOON

HOW PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF PESTS:

15%
. . . use Raid

10%
. . . use Black Flag

75%
. . . just hang up


U. Smee — Host, Pennsylvania "For over a year now our den has had a bad infestation of a pest known as brotherum inlawius. My wife still prefers that I call him Bert."
We can't help you with a bothersome brother-in-law, but we can tell you how to get rid of those troublesome little ants in your house. Colonize the next page Or go to list of jokes

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SONGS FOR A PEST-CONTROL PLANET


	“Stinker” – Elton John, from the album Caribou

		Say what you will but I'm a stinker I come crawling up out of my hole Dirt in my toes, dirt up my nose I'm a perfect curse to pest control REVIEW: "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" and "The Bitch Is Back" were the breakout songs from this EJ album, but lesser-known cuts like the raucous "Stinker," the elegant "Solar Prestige a Gammon," and the spooky, excellent "I've Seen The Saucers" round things out to make "Caribou" a must-have.

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