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BAD COOKING CLASS, FOOD CARTOON, COOKING JOKE, BAD COOK, GOURMET, CHEF JOKE

   

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’VE SIGNED UP FOR A BAD COOKING CLASS:

cartoon of Cooking with Igor - medieval warrior-chef chopping vegetables with broadsword

For the first day of class, you're told to bring a pencil, some paper, and a fire extinguisher.


The "Gourmet Restaurant" lesson is nothing more than a half-hour of rearranging small bits of food on a plate.


The instructor never gives a failing grade; he just makes you eat what you cooked.

 
TerraBits

Woolfgang Emetik
     — Cooks Valley, California
"In my cooking class, I've saved paper by eliminating the course evaluation form. Instead, students give me either a champagne toast or a pie in the face."


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SONGS FOR A COOKING PLANET
 
  “All My Parties” – Dire Straits, from the album On Every Street
 
 

Ah, here comes the dip; You may kiss the cook.
Let me show you, honey; It's easy—look:
You take a fork and spike 'em...
Say, did you try these?
So glad you like 'em—
The secret's in the cheese.

  album cover for Dire Straits, On Every Street

REVIEW: Though the party was soon to be over for Dire Straits as a band, they put out this one last studio album, and it turned out to be a smashing success. On Every Street includes two big hits—"Calling Elvis" and "Heavy Fuel"—and the remaining tracks, including "Fade To Black" and "You And Your Friend," do a good job of making this the cherry on top of the sundae that was Dire Straits' savory career.

 

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