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Doctor/Patient Cartoon

Be patient, doctor - cartoon therapy is a slow but sure medical humor treatment - no joke!

THINGS PATIENTS WOULD RATHER
NOT HEAR A DOCTOR SAY:

 
item 1, callout icon is a graphic of a caduceus "Hi, I'm Chad; I'll be your doctor today. Can I tell you about our specials?"
 
item 2, same callout icon "There's nothing wrong with you that a couple grand won't cure."
 
item 3, same callout icon "Wow. That's some butt you've got there. I'll to have to go get one of the really big needles."
 
alien doctors examining worried patient; one doctor says mih eborp (probe him, in backwards alien-speak)
 
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Mal Case
     — Hospital Creek, Washington
"I still recall with horror the time my doctor said, 'Your condition is baffling. I think it's time to bring in a specialist. Have you ever heard of Dr. Doogie Howser?'"


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SONGS FOR A DOCTORED PLANET
 
  “Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)”
      – Robert Palmer, from the album Addictions, Vol. 1
 
 

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

  album cover for Robert Palmer, Addictions, Vol 1

REVIEW: Robert Palmer knew how to patiently write perfectly crafted pop gems, whether they were smash hits like "Addicted to Love" or "Simply Irresistible," or whether they were beautiful, melodic ditties like "Woke Up Laughing," "Looking for Clues," and "Every Kinda People." Get all of those great songs and more on Addictions, Vol.1.

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