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CONGRESS POLITICAL CARTOON, GOVERNMENT POLITICAL CARTOON, CONGRESS JOKE

IF THE U.S. CONGRESS WERE IN BUSINESS
TO PRODUCE THINGS:

           
  NORMAL PRODUCT     CONGRESSIONAL PRODUCT  
  Salami     Baloney  
  Dodge Caravan     Dodge Responsibility  
  Yo-yos     Yo-yos  
           
citizens on congressional conveyor belt carrying loads of taxes and debt
 
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Bea Winner
     — Spellman Crossing, Ohio
"I'm very displeased with my copy of Congress's new learn-to-spell tape, 'Hooked on Phonies'..."


Why can't our politicians give it to us straight? Why do they lie?   Uncover the truth on the next page

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BOOKS FOR A POLITICALLY SPINNING PLANET
 
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians
by Kathryn and Ross Petras
 
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FROM THE DUST JACKET: It's not a partisan thing, folks—both sides say wonderfully stupid things, such as Al Gore's "A zebra cannot change its spots" and Bob Dole's "I will not tolerate intolerance." This book is a Verbal Hall of Shame that features the idiotic utterances, ridiculous slogans, mixed metaphors, and lame excuses that have fallen from the mouths of our fearless leaders, past and present (because stupid knows no age).

 

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