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Business Failure Cartoon

A business failures cartoon, including jokes about businesses that failed.

         
 

THIS YEAR’S MOST NOTABLE
BUSINESS FAILURES:

 
  funny cartoon of business man proudly showing chart - trend line is going up but the chart is upside down  
   
red trendline pointing down; callout for joke 1 Bill’s Used Nuclear Containment Systems
 
red trendline pointing down; callout for joke 1 Dromedaries ‘n’ Stuff
 
red trendline pointing down; callout for joke 1 The Law Offices of Larry, Moe, and Curly
 
red trendline pointing down; callout for joke 1 The Bend Over Store
 
 
 
 
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Cephie La Podde
     — adventurous eater
"We were terribly upset at the recent failure of our favorite restaurant, El Squid."


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SONGS FOR THE BUSINESS OF FAILURE
 
  “Pale Shelter” – Tears for Fears,
      from the album Shout: The Very Best of Tears for Fears
 
 

When you don't give me love, you give me pale shelter;
You don't give me love, you give me cold hands;
And I can't operate on this failure,
When all I wanna be is completely in command . . .

 

album cover for Shout: The Very Best of Tears for Fears, by Tears for Fears Album Review: Tears For Fears would ultimately find failure in their attempt to "rule the world," but they did climb to the top of the pop heap momentarily with the release of their break-out album Songs from the Big Chair. They would go on to produce several more worthwhile albums, but like Songs from the Big Chair, all of Tears For Fears' original studio releases suffered from a certain amount of unevenness—half great songs, half not. The solution to this problem for us listeners is to go straight to a best-of album, and Shout: The Very Best of Tears for Fears fits the bill nicely. You get the #1 hit "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"—an excellent, jazzed-up pop monster that, amazingly, was a last-minute addition to Big Chair, a song that the boys in TFF claim they didn't think too much of at the time. Go figure. You also get the thumb-tapping, head-nodding hits "Shout" and "Head Over Heels," as well a slew of other excellent songs and lesser hits. There's the great groove of Pale Shelter; the sweet-sounding, Indie-style pop of "Advice For The Young At Heart"; the spooky melody of "Mad World," somewhat reminiscent of The Beatles' "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite." On the song "Seeds of Love," TFF used the success of the "Shout" sound as a springboard, producing a hit song that was chaotic and lush at the same time. Come on, y'all—shout, shout, let it all out—and allow this album rule your world for an hour or so.

 

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