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Doctor Cartoon

Your funny bone needs this clean doctor cartoon -- a prescription from Doctor Joke!

         
 

DOCTOR-SPEAK . . .

 
 
 
PEDIATRICIAN:
“Hi, Billy. How old are you? What are you learning in school? Anything about malpractice suits?”
 
SURGEON:
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Smith, there’s nothing we can do. You have an inoperable financial condition.”
 
PROCTOLOGIST:
“So, Mark, I see here you’re a humorist and you make jokes about doctors. Well, this procedure won’t hurt a bit.”
  funny cartoon of half-stripped patient on doctor's table, worriedly watching doctor flip a coin  
 
 
TerraBits

Sissy Needles
     — fraidy cat, espresso lover
"I love my doctor. When I call for an appointment, he just says 'Take two cups of coffee and call me in the afternoon'...."


If your doctor has any sense, here's what he's saying about the health benefits of organic food ....

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SONGS FOR A PLANET IN NEED OF A DOCTOR
 
  “Doctor My Eyes” – Jackson Browne,
       from the album Saturate Before Using (first album)
 
 

Doctor, my eyes have seen the years
And the slow parade of fears
Without crying;
Now I want to understand.
I have done all that I could
To see the evil and the good
Without hiding;
You must help me if you can . . .
Doctor, my eyes—
Tell me what is wrong!
Was I unwise
To leave them open for so long?

 

album cover for Saturate Before Using (first album), by Jackson Browne Album Review: There were two radio hits on Jackson Browne's first album (commonly called Saturate Before Using)—"Doctor My Eyes" and "Rock Me on the Water." Both are great songs, but overall, this album is less memorable for specific songs than it is as a general experience. It's deeply emotive, with songs that examine the human experience with such ease that the insights seem almost self-evident. Make no mistake, though—such apt, artful, non-nauseating communication of deep feelings is a goal that all '70s singer-songwriter artists sought but which few achieved. Most of the songs on Saturate Before Using feature Browne's smooth, plaintive voice accompanied only by acoustic guitar and piano, with smatterings of electric base and percussion to anchor the melodic passages. Overall, he achieves a good balance of timbre and tone; and, much in the way that the steel towers of a suspension bridge serve as anchor points in a much broader graceful structure, "Doctor My Eyes" and "Rock Me on the Water" serve as well known, easily accessible reference points in the relatively stark but beautiful song-scape on the rest of the album. Saturate Before Using is an admirable debut.

 

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