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COLOR MEANING IN A COLOR CARTOON ABOUT WHAT DO COLORS MEAN JOKE

         
 

WHAT COLORS MEAN
IN THE MODERN WORLD

 
  funny cartoon of a vulture wearing peacock feathers; plucked peacock is on the ground, confused  
   
  LIGHT BLUE — Oh, dear... Positive pregnancy test
  MEDIUM BLUE — Hottest-selling color in tinted contact lenses
  DARK BLUE — Absolutely the least appealing new color for lip gloss
 
  LIGHT RED — Need more Visine, less Vodka
  MEDIUM RED — The apparent preferred state of traffic signals
  DARK RED — Used for helpful envelope markings, such as "Second Notice"
 
  LIGHT GREEN — Most conservatives who claim to be environmentalists
  MEDIUM GREEN — Popular hue from Clairol's "Punkadelic" line of hair colorings
  DARK GREEN — Ben & Jerry's Hail O' Kale Ice Cream (recently discontinued)
 
 
 
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Hugh Nutt — color fanatic
"I think Congress is doing a great job. This year's federal budget includes a project to create 'The Official List of 512 Really Pretty Colors.' "


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SONGS FOR A COLOR-CONSCIOUS PLANET
 
  “She's a Rainbow” – The Rolling Stones
      . . . from the album Their Satanic Majesties Request
 
 

She comes in colors ev'rywhere;
She combs her hair,
She's like a rainbow...
Coming, colors in the air,
Oh, everywhere,
She comes in colors...

  album cover for Their Satanic Majesties Request

Album Review: Their Satanic Majesties Request may not be Mic Jagger's favorite Stones album—he's said so—but it is nonetheless a masterpiece of pop psychedelia. "She's a Rainbow" was the hit off the album, but the rest is a treasure as well. It blends the Stones' innate pop sensibilities with "music for flower children," all of it floating 10 miles above the surface of our consciousness. Other standout tracks include "Sing This All Together," "Citadel," and the most-excellent "2000 Light Years from Home." Tune in, turn on.

 

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