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WHAT POLITICIANS DO WHEN THEY SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES OUT OF A JOB: |
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| Acknowledge the will of the voters |
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| Say their tearful goodbyes |
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| Go find someone new to lie to |
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Bill Passer – Spendlove Knoll, Utah |
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"I thought I saw my brainy nephew playing the new 'PorkMan' political video game last week. To win, the players had to get unrelated items inserted into major spending bills, provide big campaign contributors with favorable laws and subsidies, and fight off pesky Congressional reformers. Everyone seemed to be breaking high-score records. But oops—it turns out he was just watching CSPAN!"
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What can we do to reign in our out-of-control politicians?
Get the revolting truth on the next page
Or go to list of jokes
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America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction by Jon Stewart and the writers of The Daily Show |
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Description: "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart and his coterie of patriots deliver a hilarious look at American government. American-style democracy is the world's most beloved form of government, which explains why so many other nations are eager for us to impose it on them. But what is American democracy? In "America (The Book)," Jon Stewart and The Daily Show writing staff offer their insights into our unique system of government, dissecting its institutions, explaining its history and processes, and exploring the reasons why concepts like "One man, one vote," "Government by the people," and "Every vote counts" have become such popular urban myths.
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For reviews, to see sample pages, or to get purchase info,
go to Amazon.com
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