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SMOKE ALARM, FIRE FIGHTER JOKE, FIREFIGHTER, COOKING CARTOON, CAMPING JOKE, FIRE

     
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DO YOU HAVE A SMOKE ALARM IN YOUR HOUSE?

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YES

"Absolutely. Ever since my
5-year-old became fascinated with old westerns and started asking if we could make a campfire in the livingroom."

NO

"No way. The darned thing would be going off every night while I'm burning dinner."

 
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Manny Burns
     — Fire Mountain, California
"I don't need or want a fire alarm. I'm a pyromasochist."


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SONGS FOR A FIRED-UP PLANET
 
  “Burning Down the House” – Talking Heads
. . . from Sand In the Vaseline: Popular Favorites 1976-1992
 
 

My house's out of the ordinary...
That's right, don't want to hurt nobody...
Some things sure can sweep me off my feet...
Burning down the house!

  album cover for Sand In the Vaseline, Popular Favorites 1976-1992

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