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BABY CARTOON, BABY JOKE, LAWYER JOKE, NEWBORN BABY, NEW BORN, BIRTH, BORN

     
Cartoon drawing of baby being examined by nurse

WHAT BABIES THINK AT THE MOMENT THEY’RE BORN:

NORMAL:

"Yech! Can someone please get me a towel?"

NOT NORMAL:

"Hey—who the heck is spanking me? Where's my lawyer?"

 
 
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Dash Stern
    — secret service agent
"My first thought at birth was the same thought I still have at the beginning of every day: 'Whoa, it's bright—where are my sunglasses?'"


The sun is VERY bright—bright enough to power the entire planet.
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SONGS FOR A VERY BRIGHT PLANET
 
  “Cheap Sunglasses” – ZZ Top, from the album Deguello
 
 

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

  album cover for ZZ Top, Deguello

REVIEW:   Deguello took ZZ Top three years to make, and the extra TLC shows up in both the songwriting and the production quality. Beyond the smash hit "Cheap Sunglasses," other standouts are "I Thank You," "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide," "Lowdown in the Street," and "Esther Be the One." This is ZZ Top at their pinnacle.

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