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TRAFFIC CARTOON, CAR JOKE, STUCK IN TRAFFIC JAM, BAD TRAFFIC MESS, RUDE DRIVER

         
 

HOW
PEOPLE
FEEL
ABOUT
SITTING IN
TRAFFIC:

 
   
   
20%  
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    It’s a good way to learn
  mental patience.
   
80%  
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    It’s a good way to become
  mental patients.
 
 
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TerraBits
     
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  "Here are the results of our latest survey on what types of self-improvement tapes commuters are listening to during traffic jams."
      – 30% – Foreign language tapes
      – 50% – Business-skills tapes
      – 20% – Curse-word vocabulary tapes
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SONGS FOR A TRAFFIC-HATING PLANET
 
  “Traffic Jam”
      – James Taylor, from the album JT
 
 

Well I left my job about 5 o'clock.
It took fifteen minutes go three blocks—
Just in time to stand in line,
With a freeway looking like a parking lot.
Damn this traffic jam—
How I hate to be late.
It hurts my motor to go so slow—
Damn this traffic jam.
Time I get home, my supper'll be cold—
Damn this traffic jam.   more

  album cover for JT, by James Taylor

Album Review: We've all been there: Cursing, fretting, and sweating over the mess on the road before us. Don't worry, just pop in a CD and relax with James Taylor! This album finds JT with one foot still in his early singer-songwriter mode, with the smooth "Secret O' Life" being a prime example of that style here. His other foot is kicking around covers of songs other people made famous, and on JT the breakout cover was the mega-hit "Handy Man." Other strong songs include the bouncy "Your Smiling Face"; the satirical and empathetic "Traffic Jam"; and the relaxed but heartfelt "Terra Nova." So, stuck in traffic? Fuhget about it! Just listen to this truckload of great songs.

 

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