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Turkey Cartoon
Cook up some Thanksgiving laughs with this turkey cartoon; the stuffing is a funny turkey joke!
WHAT PEOPLE MAKE THEIR FAVORITE TURKEY STUFFING FROM: |
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Bread Crumbs |
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Bread Crumbs + Spices |
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Bread Crumbs + Spices + A Bunch of Turkey Parts We'd Rather Not Think Too Much About |
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The Touber Family
— Potato Creek, South Dakota
AUNT KAY: "Oh, everyone LOVES my Thanksgiving yams. My secret ingredient gives them a wonderful sooty flavor."
AUNT ROSE: "Psst. Listen up. My yams are the GOOD yams. And by the way, Aunt Kay's 'secret ingredient' is a huge dash of cooking ineptitude."
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"A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry—that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island."
— Johnny Carson
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"No more turkey, but I'd like another helping of that bread he ate."
— Anonymous
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"Don't assume you're always going to be understood. I wrote in a column that one should put a cup of liquid in the cavity of a turkey when roasting it. Someone wrote me that 'the turkey tasted great, but the plastic cup melted.' "
— Hints from Heloise
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A very short cute animation about why your holiday dinner should not be entrusted to a bunny. From RaymanZone via YouTube.
Go there
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This contestant on the British version of Family Feud has a cranium that is apparently stuff with ... turkey! Via YouTube.
Go there
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."
– Berke Breathed, Bloom County
View on Amazon.com:
Bloom County
(books, t-shirts, DVDs)
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