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"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' "
— Mitch Hedberg
"A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry—that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island."
— Johnny Carson
"A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."
— Irish Proverb
"I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."
— Berke Breathed, Bloom County
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Chickens and turkeys share much the same fate in today's "factory farms." It's not particularly festive reading, but any compassionate chewer of these fine feathered fowl should know the truth, so check out our article on
