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"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
— Robert Byrne
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. "
— Mark Twain
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
— Carl Reiner
"I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM---cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'"
— David Crowe
"I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime."
— Will Rogers
"I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood."
— Bill Watterson, "Calvin & Hobbes"
"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
— A. A. Milne
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