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"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."

— Tina Fey / Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update"

"Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

— Anonymous

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

— Steven Wright

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