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FUNNY TEMPERATURE QUOTES, HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS ABOUT TEMPERATURES

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"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."

Tina Fey / Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update"

"Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

Anonymous

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

Steven Wright


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