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"If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment."
— Ernest Rutherford
"Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once."
— Eva Gabor
"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."
— Steven Wright
"IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices."
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
— Werner von Braun
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
— Niels Bohr
"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."
— Anonymous
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"The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had."
— Eric Schmidt
"Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment."
— R. Buckminster Fuller
"There comes a time when every scientist, even God, has to write off an experiment."
— P. D. James
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"The farther the experiment is from theory the closer it is to the Nobel Prize."
— Frederic Joliot-Curie
"I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even "Teach my performing dogs new tricks"."
— C. S. Lewis
"It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians."
— Henrik Ibsen
"Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.'"
— Dave Parnas
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"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it and didn't inhale and never tried it again."
— Gov. Bill Clinton
Major Clark: So, what did you think of the future?
David Herdeg: Television was great.
Major Clark: You didn't see enough of it.
— From The Philadelphia Experiment (movie, 1984)
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