Skip to main content  
  Helping the environment one joke at a time, Grinning Planet. Click to go to home page. flying letter; click to go to signup page for free email version
Get GP free
via email !
 
   
       
 

FUNNY ALIEN QUOTES

If you encounter a funny alien, quotes may come from his mouth, or maybe from his glibnorp.

    PAGE INDEX
 
  Bookmark and Share
 

Funny Alien Quotes ...
GENERAL

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."

Ellen DeGeneres

"How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?"

Jay Leno

"What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death?"

James Cameron, on Sigourney Weaver's concern about the use of guns in Aliens

"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case."

William Shatner

"Don't get me wrong—I'm very thankful for all the aliens I've met and loved."

Jonathan Frakes, actor, Commander Riker on
Star Trek: The Next Generation


ADVERTISEMENT

 

Funny Alien Quotes ...
FROM TV

animated image of leonard nimoy; click to see The Simpsons DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From The Simpsons

Leonard Nimoy: "Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."

From 3rd Rock from the Sun

Tommy Solomon: "At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a Presbyterian."

From Doctor Who

Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: "Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."

rose tyler; click to see Doctor Who DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From Doctor Who

Rose Tyler: "I think you should do a scan for alien tech. Give me some Spock! Just once, would it kill you?"

From Perfect Strangers

Balki: "Yepper! I may be an alien bent on world conquest, but I am no liar."

Captain Zapp Brannigan; click to see Futurama DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From Futurama

Captain Zapp Brannigan: "We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"

From Futurama

Captain Zapp Brannigan: "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and fly directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage."

AMAZON PURCHASES FROM HERE HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE. THANKS!

Search Amazon.com for more...

    



FREE AUDIO CLIPS

free audio news clips link; image of zombie kid - DON'T BE A MAINSTREAM MEDIA DRONE! - Free MP3 news download at Grinning Planet
 

Funny Alien Quotes ...
FROM MOVIES

dark star dvd cover; click to see Dark Star DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From Dark Star (1974)

Computer: "May I remind you, Sgt. Pinback, it was your idea to bring the alien on board in the first place. If I may quote you, you said the ship needed a mascot."

From Art House (1998)

Joey: "Do whatever you want, strange alien beings. Take my blood, my organs, my semen, but please, please, don't make me late for work."

sphere dvd cover; click to see Sphere DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From Sphere (1998)

Barnes: "If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot."

Beth: "That's something to consider—a stupid alien. Well, they must have them."

From Sphere (1998)

Barnes: "I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named 'Jerry.' "

From The Wrong Guy (1997)

Lynn Holden: "I feel that I'm a pretty intuitive person. Except for that one guy who said he was an advanced scout for an alien invasion force but it turned out he just wanted to get inside my pants."

AMAZON PURCHASES FROM HERE HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE. THANKS!

Search Amazon.com for more...

    


 
  You can get new funny quotes every month
free by email
  Know someone who would enjoy
this page of Funny Alien Quotes?
Send page
 


 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE

 

thumb of dry mud YOUR TIN FOIL HAT WON'T SHIELD YOU FROM CLIMATE DISRUPTION
Is global warming just a hoax perpetrated by little green men and women from Planet Ecos? Or perhaps Dick Cheney and other climate-change refusniks are really reptilian aliens involved in a conspiracy of denial? Hmmm... We offer some thoughts in our piece, Global Warming Hoaxes and Conspiracies



Funny Alien Quotes
COMM. CENTER & RELATED STUFF

SIMILAR CATEGORIES

Funny Dracula Quotes

Funny Experiments Quotes

Funny Vampire Quotes

Funny Environmental Quotes

Funny Quote subject list

Jokes/Cartoons (General)

PASS ’EM ON!

Do you know someone who would like these funny quotes about aliens? Please  forward to them.

Bookmark and Share

SEND ME A
FUNNY ALIEN QUOTE

If you know of a funny alien quote that I missed, please email it to me. Provide the text of the quote and who said it (and, if you have it, a web reference where we can verify the text and the spelling of the person's name, etc.). So... email me a quote. Thanks!

 

Feed Your Brain!
AUDIO CLIPS
ON TRANSFORMATION, CONSCIOUSNESS, ALIENS/UFOs

CATEGORY:  COOL AND COSMIC — 26.AUG.2014

Rating: 3 of 5 - Good, worth a listen 11:11 with Simran Singh

The Five Dharma Types — What is your dharma? What is your purpose in life? There is something that you do better than anyone else on the planet. Discover that, and everything follows from there! Have you ever wondered why, despite great obstacles, some people achieve success, while others, though given everything, seem to squander it away? Or why some people, despite having very little, radiate joy; while others appear miserable though surrounded by opulence? The answer is dharma—knowing your soul's purpose and living it is the key to creating a fulfilling life. Guest: Simon Chokoisky.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   54:05

GP comment:  Note that "slacker" is not a dharma type.

Original Show Pub Date: 17.Jul.2014

CATEGORY:  COOL AND COSMIC — 14.AUG.2014

Rating: 5 of 5 - Must-listening! The Lifeboat Hour

Sacred Activism—Beyond Hope Lies Love, Not Despair — Andrew Harvey says religiosity is no guarantee of ethics; spirituality and intent of purpose must combine if we are to solve the decline of everything. TPTB are VERY well organized, so success in activism requires a similar level of networked organizing. He discusses prayer (conscious intention) as an activist tool and as a way of maintaining personal sanity and stability. He explains why we should disdain "hopeium"—the irrational belief that somehow, some way things will just get better—without taking effective action for change. The machine will indeed end in destroying itself and all around it, but that is an opportunity to express compassion, not wallow in despair.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   56:00

GP comment:  Easy solutions will never have any effect and hard solutions are too difficult for 99% of people to bear. You'll feel much better once you accept that it's hopeless.

Original Show Pub Date: 10.Aug.2014

CATEGORY:  COOL AND COSMIC — 09.AUG.2014

Rating: 3 of 5 - Good, worth a listen Awakening to Conscious Co-Creation

How Do I Make My Life Matter? — For many people, life—with all its challenges, problems, conflicts and difficulties—seems like a snowball rolling downhill, with gathering momentum in directions that are not of our choosing. Neale Donald Walsch explains how you can use "conversations with God" to improve your level of life control and escape the fears that dominate your perception, to wake up each day feeling utterly connected, fulfilled, and motivated on a spiritual basis. Once you do that, the rest will fall into place naturally.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   55:51

GP comment:  Frankie say RELAX.

Original Show Pub Date: 16.Jul.2014

MORE

Get more audio clips on aliens, transformation, and consciousness in Grinning Planet's biweekly downloadable audio news feed.

 

SEARCH AMAZON.COM FOR MORE FUNNY STUFF ABOUT ALIENS

     
 

AMAZON PURCHASES FROM HERE HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE. THANKS!

    

BACK TO TOP

 

Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads!   – GP

 
CLICKS ON OUR ADS AND PURCHASES VIA OUR AMAZON LINKS HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE... THANKS!
   

GP CARTOONS RELATED TO
Alien

 
Alien Cartoon link; thumb of man on airplane SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
Alien Cartoon
 
alien joke link; thumb of alien-looking man's head PROBLEMS FOR ALIENS TRYING TO ENSLAVE EARTH
Alien Joke
 
Future Cartoon/Joke link; thumb of alien on podium WHICH “PHRASES FROM THE FUTURE” CAUSE YOU THE MOST DISTRESS?
Future Cartoon
 
Martian Cartoon link; thumb of old woman by fence SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN
Martian Cartoon
 
movie joke link; thumb of movie fan CLASSIC MOVIES REVISED
Movie Joke

FUNNY VIDEOS AND
ANIMATIONS RELATED TO
Funny Alien Quotes

funny aliens video link; thumb of cartoon image of doctor steel

DR. STEEL - ALIEN ILLUMINATI

A funny, clever spoof on the possibility that we humans are neither descended from monkeys nor from Adam and Eve; rather, we were cooked up in an alien genetics lab long ago (a theory that has been seriously proposed by a number of people!)...  Watch funny aliens video.

cool batman video link; thumb of batman and joker

BATMAN VS. JOKER ...
VS. ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

This 6-minute video starts as a typical head-to-head between Batman and The Joker, but the action soon veers into alien territory as some uninvited guests show up. This is surprisingly good!  Watch cool batman video.

Or see more ...
Funny Animations/Videos

       
   >              
   > document gif Sign up to get Grinning Planet free by email, or get more info about it Email a link to this page to someone  
   > Copyright 2014 © Mark Jeantheau — All rights reserved.   More info  
   
   
 
 
NEWS, ARTICLES, INFO

MP3 News Download
Video/Audio News Sites
Environmental News Sites
Investigative Journalism Sites

Environment/Energy/Economy
    - Articles/Resources By Topic
    - Articles By Date

Environmental Quotes
    - Funny Environmental Quotes
    - Peak Oil Quotes

Environmental Cartoons/Jokes
    - Environmental Videos/Animations

Environmental Products
Eco/Nature Greeting Cards

Grinning Planet Farm

FUNNY STUFF

Funny Jokes/Cartoons
    - Environmental Cartoons

Funny Animations/Videos
    - Environmental Animations/Videos

Funny Quotes
    - Environmental Funny Quotes

BOOKS

Environmental Books
Global Warming Books
Energy Books
Solar Energy Books
Peak Oil Books
Food-Gardening Books
Media Books

 
MUSIC & MOVIES

Environmental Movies
Environmental Songs
Environmental Music Videos

Album Reviews
Fun With Lyrics

ADMIN

Home Page
Search
Site Map
About Us
FAQs
Contact
Free Subscriptions
Unsubscribe
Privacy Policy