"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?'"
"Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end."
"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is 'lunch.'"
"Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also."
"I think if I have a good breakfast, I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime."
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."
"The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich."
"When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch."