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FUNNY LUNCH QUOTES

If you're speaking at a luncheon, funny quotes are fine fare. Or if you're just a fan of lunch, funny quotations related to lunch are on this page, ready for you to gobble up.

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"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?'"

Winnie the Pooh

"Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end."

Unknown

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is 'lunch.'"

Michael Friedman

"Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also."

Unknown

"I think if I have a good breakfast, I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime."

Unknown

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"

W. Clement Stone

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

Erma Bombeck

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."

Ronald Reagan

"The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich."

Adam Osborne

"When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch."

Douglas Adams


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"I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo."

Arthur Smith

"The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful, and a snootful at the same time?"

Gerald R. Ford

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."

Douglas Adams

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."

Orson Welles

"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."

Tony Hendra



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CATEGORY:  FOOD, AGRICULTURE — 07.JUL.2014

Rating: 3 of 5 - Good, worth a listen The Lifeboat Hour

Reclaiming the Future of Food — Michael Brownlee, founder of Local Food Shift in Colorado, explains what we're not being told about our food. Topics include the unholy alliance between Big Food, Big Ag, and Big Pharma; the systematic suppression of local food options; water issues; radical climate shift and agricultural output.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   56:01

GP comment:  This is generally good, though I find it rather laughable that he promotes agriponics—a growing technology that is solidly in the "industrial agriculture" basket—as part of the solution to food sustainability.

Original Show Pub Date: 06.Jul.2014

CATEGORY:  FOOD — 28.JUN.2014

Rating: 4 of 5 - Very good Diet Science

Truvia—Sweetener or Insecticide? — The sweetener Truvia is touted as natural, but one of its major components comes from GMO corn and acts as an insecticide on certain bugs. Is Truvia OK for humans?
Go to page  |  Download/listen   7:33

GP comment:  Sweeteners—there's always a catch.

Original Show Pub Date: 23.Jun.2014

CATEGORY:  FOOD, GMOs, CHEMICALS, HEALTH — 28.MAY.2014

Rating: 4 of 5 - Very good One Radio Network

Glyphosate—Either It Goes Away or We Go Away — Stephanie Seneff is a Senior Research Scientist at MIT. She's been studying the effects of GMOs and glyphosate, the primary herbicide used with GMOs, and what she has discovered is devastating: Glyphosate is ubiquitous and exposure is toxic, leading her to conclude that we either ban glyphosate's use or we prepare to die off. Topics include ... glyphosate and gut bacteria; glyphosate as a cause of fungal infections; glyphosate vs. bees, bats and other animals; Europe, Russia, China, and others pushing back against GMOs.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   1:03:24

GP comment:  GMOs are bad, bad, bad. And now they even spray glyphosate on non-GMO wheat as part of the harvest process? Eat organic!

Original Show Pub Date: 20.May.2014

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