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FUNNY LUNCH QUOTES

If you're speaking at a luncheon, funny quotes are fine fare. Or if you're just a fan of lunch, funny quotations related to lunch are on this page, ready for you to gobble up.

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"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?'"

Winnie the Pooh

"Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end."

Unknown

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is 'lunch.'"

Michael Friedman

"Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also."

Unknown

"I think if I have a good breakfast, I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime."

Unknown

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"

W. Clement Stone

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

Erma Bombeck

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."

Ronald Reagan

"The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich."

Adam Osborne

"When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch."

Douglas Adams


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"I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo."

Arthur Smith

"The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful, and a snootful at the same time?"

Gerald R. Ford

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."

Douglas Adams

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."

Orson Welles

"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."

Tony Hendra



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CATEGORY:  FOOD — 26.AUG.2014

Rating: 2 of 5 - OK; if you've got the time... Fresh Air

The Bittersweet Truth About Artificial Flavors — "Flavorings were like gravity or electricity—something that was all around me but that I had never paid any attention to," Stephan Eirik Clark explains. His novel, Sweetness 9—the product of over a decade of research—explores the strange world of food flavorings, where chemicals are used to trick taste buds into thinking they're getting plant-based flavorings. Some of the moral and health issues are explored.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   26:10

GP comment:  Aspartame is to sugar as Mr. Clark's comments are to investigative journalism: The experience is not unpleasant, but it's not the same thing.

Original Show Pub Date: 18.Aug.2014

CATEGORY:  FOOD, ORGANICS — 18.AUG.2014

Rating: 3 of 5 - Good, worth a listen Diet Science

Meta-Study Says Organic Produce Wins — A new meta-study says organic produce beats conventional produce: more nutrients, less toxic residue. Organic has higher levels of nutrients like flavanones, vitamin C, and beta carotene, as well as lower levels of sludge fertilizer toxins like cadmium. This is contrasted to the Stanford study from two years ago, in which the researchers claimed there was no nutritional benefit from eating organic. The new meta-study is much larger.
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GP comment:  I wonder who paid for that Stanford study? Or for the new one, for that matter.

Original Show Pub Date: 04.Aug.2014

CATEGORY:  HEALTH, FOOD — 15.AUG.2014

Rating: 3 of 5 - Good, worth a listen One Radio Network

Lita Lee on Food, Enzymes, Thyroid Function, and Overall Health — Lita Lee, PhD talks about the importance of proper digestion and assimilation of food, as well as the importance of proper thyroid function, to overall health. Are you eating healthy foods and still not as well as you think you should be? What’s wrong with fish oil and most cooking oils? Why can't people be healthy on a vegan diet? Why does everyone need gelatin for joint health? What is the connection between rheumatoid arthritis and thyroid function? Why types of digestive enzymes work best?
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GP comment:  Interesting material, but Ms. Lee could be a lot clearer in her presentation.

Original Show Pub Date: 17.Jul.2014

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