FUNNY LUNCH QUOTES

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?'"

— Winnie the Pooh

"Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end."

— Unknown

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is 'lunch.'"

— Michael Friedman

"Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also."

— Unknown

"I think if I have a good breakfast, I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime."

— Unknown

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"

— W. Clement Stone

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

— Erma Bombeck

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."

— Ronald Reagan

"The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich."

— Adam Osborne

"When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch."

— Douglas Adams

"I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo."

— Arthur Smith

"The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful, and a snootful at the same time?"

— Gerald R. Ford

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."

— Douglas Adams

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."

— Orson Welles

"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."

— Tony Hendra