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FUNNY RECYCLING QUOTES
These funny recycling quotes don't need a canned laugh track, they're that hilarious. So let out that bottled up angst over needing funny quotes, recycle your glass jaw into a broad smile, and laugh!
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"I regard this novel as a work without redeeming social value, unless it can be recycled as a cardboard box."
— Ellen Goodman
"Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours."
— Denis Hayes
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From Cheers
Woody Boyd: "Oh, oh, Miss Howe. Wait. I'm recycling glass bottles. I want this world to be clean for our children. I mean, my children... or your children... or our children. But seeing as how you got a date with someone else tonight, it seems like a long shot."
From Pacific Station
Det. Capparelli: "Hey, roomie!"
Det. Ballard: "Capparelli, if you call me roomie one more time, I swear to God, I will bring paper products into this house that you will not be able to recycle."
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"I think reincarnation is possible. Hopefully, we all get recycled."
— Christina Ricci
"I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled."
— Jesse Jackson
"One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass."
— Dave Barry
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NH Making Waves
Post-Landfill Action Network—The Next Generation of Green Action —
03 Aug 2013—
Alex Freid of the Post-Landfill Action Network discusses how his group was able to start a number of successful green initiative at their college, including programs to reduce waste on campus. The nonprofit is now gearing up to go nationwide with its model.
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Living on Earth
Reclassifying Plastic as Hazardous Waste —
08 Mar 2013—
In a recent piece in Nature, a group of scientists called for reclassifying plastic as a hazardous waste. This would give environmental agencies more tools and funding to clean up plastic in ecosystems around the world. One of the authors, Chelsea Rochman, a marine ecologist at UC Davis, discusses the dangerous pollutants in many plastic products.
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Science Friday
E-Waste—2.5 Million Tons/Year in the US Alone —
11 Jan 2013 —
With only one in ten cell phones being recycled—and cell phones are just one of the many categories of e-waste—discarded electronics are a serious problem. Old batteries and circuit boards cause water pollution, and valuable resources are not being recaptured. Why is our culture still so throw-away oriented?
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