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FUNNY BRAIN QUOTES
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"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
— George Jessel
"I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out."
— Arthur Hays Sulzberger
"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."
— Pooh (A. A. Milne), from Winnie-the-Pooh
"The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too."
— Ellen DeGeneres, on cell phones and driving
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williams
"God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met."
— Farrah Fawcett
"Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think."
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
— Will Cuppy
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Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
— Harper's Index
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."
— Emo Phillips
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
— Groucho Marx
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From The Simpsons
Homer Simpson: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
From The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
Bullwinkle: "You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit."
General: "What does that make you?"
Bullwinkle: "What else? An executive..."
From Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
Arthur Weasley: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
From Cheers
Cliff Clavin: "Interesting little article here. It says that the average human being only uses 17% of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... 64%."
From Frasier
Roz Doyle: "And as for my hangover, it was worth it. I partied my ass off like a brain-damaged test monkey!"
From The Office
Michael Scott: "This website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild."
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Political Analysis
Your Body is a Corporate Test Tube —
30 Apr 2013 —
Gerald Markowitz explains that increasingly we are each a toxic waste site, full of the chemicals and toxics used in pesticides, industrial processes, and consumer products. Many impacts to human health are already well understood, but good long-term studies are often not done—or have their results buried by corporations with a vested interest in continuing to sell toxic products. Markowitz begins with lead pollution, the coverup of evidence of its health effects, and the ultimate removal of lead from products and gasoline. But then he moves through a litany of similar situations with industrial chemicals that leave us all looking like human guinea pigs.
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Living a Naturally Healthy Life in Our Electromagnetic World —
30 Apr 2013 —
Lloyd Burrell explains how sensitivities to electromagnetic and RF fields in our everyday environment can combine with other challenges to our body to cause health problems. He reviews the symptoms he experienced and the corrective measures he took to regain his health.
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Farmacology—What Innovative Family Farming Can Teach Us About Health and Healing —
23 Apr 2013 —
Practicing physician Daphne Miller explains the relationship of good farming, good food, and good health. After spending time with a diverse group of farmers committed to sustainable agriculture, Dr. Miller acquired a new understanding of innovative solutions to common modern maladies like allergies, diabetes, cancer, ADHD, infertility, and heart disease. Part clinician, part ecologist, and part anthropologist, Miller approaches medicine with the idea that opportunities for health and healing are found not only in the medical system but in such unexpected places as home kitchens, school gardens, community organizations, spiritual centers, and farms, and nature trails.
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