From The Simpsons
Homer Simpson: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
From The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
Bullwinkle: "You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit."
General: "What does that make you?"
Bullwinkle: "What else? An executive..."
From Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
Arthur Weasley: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
Cliff Clavin: "Interesting little article here. It says that the average human being only uses 17% of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... 64%."
Roz Doyle: "And as for my hangover, it was worth it. I partied my ass off like a brain-damaged test monkey!"
From The Office
Michael Scott: "This website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild."
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