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FUNNY SUPERBOWL QUOTES

Hey, fans of football quotations, bowl yourself over super-funny superbowl quotes.

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Julie Brown to Dallas Cowboy Emmitt Smith prior to his 1993 Superbowl game against Buffalo:

"What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"

Deion Sanders, commenting on why he doesn't like the two-week break between the conference championship games and the Super Bowl:

"Having two weeks off gives family, friends, and the media more time to get on your nerves."

Craig Kilborn, commenting on the Janet Jackson Superbowl halftime incident:

"[The 'wardrobe malfunction' was] so crass and so sleazy that Fox television is launching its own investigation [as to] why they didn't do it first."

Bill Peterson, football coach giving pep talk:

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."


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