FUNNY DISNEY QUOTES

"Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up."

— Alfred Hitchcock

"I just think that things should be allowed to run their course, and not turned into a Disney ride."

— Fiona Shaw

"To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland."

— Jack Paar

"Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?"

— Unknown

"With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."

— P. J. O'Rourke

From The Simpsons

Lisa Simpson: "Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

From All in the Family

Archie Bunker: "Here's something we can see in Disney World. They got an all-bear band."

Edith Bunker: "They got a naked band at Disney World?"

From Saturday Night Live

[character visiting Disney World]

Debbie Downer:: "I love Disney World. It reminds me of my childhood; except for the two years I spent at a Children's Hospital."

From Latter Days

[restaurant manager talking to a group of employees who are slacking off]

Lila: " I hear Disney is opening a Fantasia restaurant, in which the plates fly themselves to the table. Until then, what to do?"