Grinning Planet -- Funny 'Alien' Stuff / Global Warming Hoaxes and Conspiracies
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It's Grinning Planet, Issue Number 209 !
November 2009
=== NEW GRINNING PLANET JOKE/CARTOON ===
SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
Get it at:
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/09/209-toon.htm
=== FUNNY ALIEN QUOTES FROM MOVIES AND TV ===
From Futurama
Captain Zapp Brannigan: "Now, like all great plans, my
strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.
On my command all ships will line up and fly directly
into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage."
From Sphere (1998)
Barnes: "If this translation is right this alien sounds
like an idiot."
Beth: "That's something to consider—a stupid alien. Well,
they must have them."
From Doctor Who
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: "Just once, I wish we would
encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
From 3rd Rock from the Sun
Tommy Solomon: "At first, I was conflicted. We come from very
different backgrounds. I'm and alien and she's a Presbyterian."
See more Funny Alien Quotes here:
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/quotes/aliens-funny.htm
=== ALIEN MULTIMEDIA ===
DR. STEEL - ALIEN ILLUMINATI
A funny, clever spoof on the possibility that we humans are
neither descended from monkeys nor from Adam and Eve; rather,
we were cooked up in an alien genetics lab long ago (a theory
that has been seriously proposed by a number of people!)...
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/09/dr-steel-alien-illuminati.htm
BATMAN VS. JOKER ...
VS. ALIEN VS. PREDATOR
This 6-minute video starts as a typical head-to-head
between Batman and The Joker, but the action soon veers
into alien territory as some uninvited guests show up.
This is surprisingly good!
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/09/batman-joker-alien-predator.htm
=== TODAY'S ARTICLES ===
YOUR TIN FOIL HAT WON'T SHIELD YOU FROM CLIMATE DISRUPTION
Global warming is not a hoax, scientifically speaking. There is, however,
a conspiracy. Find out all about it in Grinning Planet's feature article,
"Global Warming Hoaxes and Conspiracies"
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/09/209-article.htm
BETTER SERVING OUR SAUTEED LIVERS
Whether you're a casual social drinker, a moderate imbiber,
or a serious sot, here's an excellent HealthWorld article
that discusses all facets of alcohol consumption--its positive
and negative effects on health and general well being, as well
as strategies that can be used to eliminate (or at least reduce)
the negative effects of alcohol consumption.
http://www.healthy.net/scr/Article.asp?Id=1851
=== THINKY QUOTE ===
"[Because] corporations must have physically impossible 'endless growth'
in order to survive, corporate social responsibility is a myth. The only
socially responsible act that corporations can take is to dissolve."
-- Adam D. Sacks
=== SOMEWHERE OUT THERE ===
2012: BEYOND THE HYPE
November brings the much advertised, sensationalistic movie 2012.
If you want to dig deeper into the serious issues related to the
year 2012, the Mayan calendar, and the possibility of a coming
transformation, check out our 2012 books page.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/books/2012-books.htm
INNER REVOLUTION
And speaking of transformation, we think you might appreciate
the lyrics to Adrian Belew's song Inner Revolution. Grinning Planet
also has a review of the album Inner Revolution.
Lyrics:
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/lyrics/belew-innerrev.htm
Review:
http://www.grinningplanet.com/
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/reviews/belew-innerrev.htm
=== GREEN AND FUNNY ===
TIRED OF TRAFFIC
Well, we thought the solution to chronic traffic problems was
more use of mass transit, for people to live closer to work,
and tax shifting off of income and onto fuel. Silly us. Nothing
so ambitious is necessary. This satirical video short from The Onion
shows how a simple solution to the problem is right at hand.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/09/tiredoftraffic.htm
SOLAR DIRTY, COAL CLEAN!
In this funny video/animation, Mark Fiore (satirically) explains
the dangers of solar and wind energy and the advantages of
"clean coal." Dirty is the new clean!
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/09/fiore-cleancoal.htm
=== ECONOMY AND EMPIRE ===
THE BANKSTERS' COUP D'ETAT — THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY
It's essential that we digest the fact that the Wall Street
banks (and the wealthy elites who pull their strings) control
not only vast stores of money, property, and other assets,
they control EVERYTHING via their infiltration of national
governments, especially the US government. How did they do it?
Our News Download page has that free downloadable clip and more ...
http://www.grinningplanet.com/mp3-news/index.htm#20091030
THE MONEY MASTERS
This related documentary shows how the modern political
power structure has its roots in the hidden manipulation
and accumulation of gold and other forms of money.
The methodology has evolved over the last three centuries,
and nation after nation, including the United States, has
fallen prey to a cabal of international central bankers
intent on being masters of the world.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/09/moneymasters.htm
THE NEW AMERICAN CENTURY
This marvelous documentary starts out as just another 9-11
conspiracy movie but quickly transitions to broader territory,
showing that false-flag operations have been used by the US
for over a century to ....
>> Read full review and/or watch The New American Century online for free.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/09/newamericancentury.htm
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