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From: Grinning Planet
Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 5:14 PM
To: bigstar21@hollywood555.com
Subject: Funny Lunch Stuff, Thrive Review, Good Bugs, Videos, Audio, more


It's Grinning Planet! ... for January 2012



=== FUNNY LUNCH QUOTES ===

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use 
long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 
'What about lunch?'"
  -- Winnie the Pooh

Funny Lunch Quotes link; thumb of lunch plate of food 
"Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive 
in the end."
  -- Unknown

"When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking 
deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch."
  -- Douglas Adams

"The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American 
efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful, 
and a snootful at the same time?"
  -- Gerald R. Ford

"I think if I have a good breakfast, I could go without 
food for the rest of the day. I think that until about 
lunchtime."
  -- Unknown

See more Funny Lunch Quotes here:
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/quotes/lunch-funny.htm


=== FUNNY VIDEO ===

BRUNCHABLES
If you live in the bizarro world of insane food marketers, 
you might come up with some of these conveniently packaged 
kids' meals. Watch funny school lunch video.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/12/brunchables.htm
	

=== ARTICLES / REVIEWS / TOOLS ===

REVIEW: HOW TO THRIVE... AND UNSEAT THE PSYCHOPATHIC ELITES
To an extent, "Thrive" is a movie by filmmakers awakening to 
what some of us already understand well. But the fact that such 
an overwhelming percentage of the populace is still ignorant of 
this information suggests that a bit of repetition is warranted.  
Read full review of Thrive
http://www.grinningplanet.com/environmental-movies/t/thrive-review.htm

TOP 10 BENEFICIAL BUGS FOR THE GARDEN
Enlist a team of free helpers in this year's garden --- check out 
Organic Gardening's slideshow on the top ten beneficial bugs and 
how to attract them to your garden.
http://www.organicgardening.com/learn-and-grow/top-10-beneficial-bugs-garden

BEYOND SKIN DEEP ... THERE LIES A CRAZY WORLD OF CHEMICALS
What's lurking in your toothpaste? What's hidden in your 
face cream? What's plotting evil in the depths of your 
shampoo bottle? Find out at EWG's Cosmetics Database.
http://www.ewg.org/skindeep/


=== THINKY QUOTE ===

"Eating is an environmental act."
  -- Alice Waters


=== GREEN VIDEOS AND ANIMATIONS ===

THE STORY OF ELECTRONICS
The high-tech revolution's collateral damage includes 25 million tons 
of e-waste (and counting), plus poisoned workers and a public left 
holding the bill. This good electronic-waste video uses funny/clever 
graphics to accent its points.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/12/storyelectronics.htm  

YOU ARE HERE - THE OIL JOURNEY PRESENTATION
Though we have all become hooked on the technological and 
societal benefits of the cheap-energy age, that age is 
unavoidably about to end. In this good presentation on the 
peak-oil problem, we first see the proof, then we get a few 
thoughts on how we might navigate the transition.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/embed/12/oiljourney.htm  
	
	
=== AUDIO CLIPS ===

In 2012, we will help you transform your brain into a 
lean, mean, fightin' machine with a constant diet of 
truth-dense information ... via our free downloadable 
feed of news and interviews.

Recent hot topics include:

Fukushima  The Big Lie ...  
Despite official proclamations, the Fukushima crisis 
is not over.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/mp3-news/2012/jan06a.htm

The New UFOs  Unidentified Farming Organisms ...  
The old news about genetically modified crops was 
bad enough; now they are fostering the spread of a 
new, unidentified micro-pathogen.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/mp3-news/2012/jan06b.htm

The People vs. Corporations  Keeping the Pushback Going ...  
The Feds are clearly bought off, so states and 
municipalities are taking up the constitutional 
pitchforks and torches against corporate hegemony.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/mp3-news/2012/jan06c.htm

2012 Predictions  From Wall Street Wags to Woo-Woo Wonks ...  
Hear what some of the top prognosticators are saying about 
2012, from financial fiascos to Mayan transitions to WW III.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/email/mp3-news/2012/jan06d.htm
	
More stories available on our news download page:
http://www.grinningplanet.com/mp3-news/


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