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TOONING UP THE ENVIRONMENT
A Few Environmental Cartoons/Jokes

We can only stand so much heavy-duty brain work, so let's relax and let a few environmental cartoons do the work.

Publish date: 20-APR-2004

 

Environmental Cartoon #1

   

“EVIDENCE” FROM A FEW
 GLOBAL WARMING SKEPTICS:

WENDY FLATUS

"My husband has been producing copious amounts of 'greenhouse gases' for years, but the temperature in the house has not changed."

ROYCE BENTLEY

"The supposedly big problem with melting ice is a myth—the ice bucket in the limo is full, just like always."

NICK ABADDON

"Things don't seem any hotter than normal here in hell."

Senator pointing to chart of global warming test - a boy sticking his tongue to a cold metal light pole.
 
 

Environmental Cartoon #2

WHERE AIR POLLUTANTS
COME FROM, ACCORDING
TO INDUSTRY:

Cartoon of an industry spokesman whose nose is growing longer as he answers a reports questions

Sulfur dioxide

From too many people
with too many tummy
troubles eating too
many eggs

Lead

From overly burdensome
taxes on the rich, which
have lessened their ability
to buy fine lead crystal,
the preferred method
of lead sequestration

Methane

From the butts of
left-wing cows chewing
commie alfalfa they got
from a pinko farm co-op

Mercury

From a series of secret space
probes that were sent to planet
Mercury by the Johnson, Carter,
and Clinton administrations that
have kicked up clouds of "mercury
dust," which have now drifted back
to earth

Carbon Dioxide

From living, green plants, of
course, which exhale CO2.
(Anybody who couldn't come up
with that one obviously hasn't
spent enough time learning
how to misrepresent scientific
fact!)

 
 

Environmental Cartoon #3

BUMPER STICKERS RECENTLY SEEN ON H2 HUMMERS:

     
  Honk if you’re
high and mighty
 
 
  Fe fi fo fum, I smell the oil of a hybrid scum  
 
  I’d rather be powerboating  
 
  Proud sponsor
of OPEC
 
Cartoon of a speeding hummer getting refueled by an in-flight fuel tanker
 
 
Songs for a Better Planet

 

Cartoon Guide to the Environment

by Larry Gonick

(Non-Fiction)

DESCRIPTION

book cover for Larry Gonick - Cartoon Guide to the Environment Who ever said you have to read stuffy old books to learn about the environment? This toony treatment of current environmental problems covers basics like chemical cycles and food webs, mid-level concepts such as ecosystems, and tricky topics like population growth and its impact on the planet. As in real life, the book has a plot: will life on the planet survive the eco-destructive tendencies of humans? This engaging take on the horror, hype, and hope related to environmental problems is for both kids and adults.

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