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SIGNS THE PLANE YOU’RE ON MAY
ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP:

 
  funny cartoon of passenger on airplane sitting next to an alien  
 
The pilot announces that he is preparing for takeoff and asks all passengers to fasten their gurney restraints
 
 
The overly friendly flight attendant casually asks where you’re from, what sort of work you do, and what you know about Earth’s global defenses
 
 
When you disembark, the attendant smiles and says, “As they say on your planet, ‘Bye bye’ ”
 
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE

Janus Horta
     — Star Trek fan, recent flyer
"I didn't know whether to be elated or horrified when members of the flight crew suddenly pulled out disrupters and said, 'Take us to Kirk!' "


Is global warming just a hoax perpetrated by little green men and women from Planet Ecos? Or perhaps Dick Cheney and other climate-change refusniks are really reptilian aliens involved in a conspiracy of denial? Hmmm... We offer some thoughts in our piece, Global Warming Hoaxes and Conspiracies

funny cartoon of female star trek at her desk with a Star Trek Balloon and a Mr. Spock bobble-head

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FUNNY QUOTES RELATED TO ALIENS
 

Captain Zapp Brannigan; click to see Futurama DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From Futurama

Captain Zapp Brannigan: "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and fly directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage."

From Sphere (1998)

Barnes: "If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot."

Beth: "That's something to consider—a stupid alien. Well, they must have them."

Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart; click to see pre-2005 Doctor Who DVDs on Amazon; opens in new window From Doctor Who

Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: "Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."

From 3rd Rock from the Sun

Tommy Solomon: "At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a Presbyterian."

 
 

See more Funny Alien Quotes ...

 
ARTICLES / GREEN STUFF

YOUR TIN FOIL HAT WON’T SHIELD YOU FROM CLIMATE DISRUPTION

Global warming is not a hoax, scientifically speaking. There is, however, a conspiracy. Find out all about it in Grinning Planet's feature article, Global Warming Hoaxes and Conspiracies.

QUOTH THE MAVEN

Adam D. Sacks:  "[Because] corporations must have physically impossible 'endless growth' in order to survive, corporate social responsibility is a myth. The only socially responsible act that corporations can take is to dissolve."

2012: BEYOND THE HYPE

November brings the much advertised, sensationalistic movie 2012. If you want to dig deeper into the serious issues related to the year 2012, the Mayan calendar, and the possibility of a coming transformation, check out our 2012 books page.

INNER REVOLUTION

And speaking of transformation, we think you might appreciate the lyrics to Adrian Belew's song Inner Revolution. Grinning Planet also has a review of the album Inner Revolution.

THE BANKSTERS’ COUP D’ETAT — THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY

It's essential that we digest the fact that the Wall Street banks (and the wealthy elites who pull their strings) control not only vast stores of money, property, and other assets, they control everything via their infiltration of national governments, especially the US government. How did they do it?  Our News Download page has that free downloadable clip and more ...

BETTER SERVING OUR SAUTEED LIVERS

Whether you're a casual social drinker, a moderate imbiber, or a serious sot, here's an excellent HealthWorld article that discusses all facets of alcohol consumption—its positive and negative effects on health and general well being, as well as strategies that can be used to eliminate (or at least reduce) the negative effects of alcohol consumption.

MORE ... Green Stuff

 
 
 
SERIOUS AND (CLEAN) FUNNY
MULTIMEDIA - ANIMATIONS, VIDEO, AUDIO, MORE ...
 
"POWERS THAT BE" FUNNY
 
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DR. STEEL - ALIEN ILLUMINATI
A funny, clever spoof on the possibility that we humans are neither descended from monkeys nor from Adam and Eve; rather, we were cooked up in an alien genetics lab long ago (a theory that has been seriously proposed by a number of people!)...  Watch funny aliens video.
 
TRAFFIC FUNNY
 
funny traffic video link; thumb of graphic image of cars in traffic jam
TIRED OF TRAFFIC
Well, we thought the solution to chronic traffic problems was more use of mass transit, for people to live closer to work, and tax shifting off of income and onto fuel. Silly us. Nothing so ambitious is necessary. This satirical video short from The Onion shows how a simple solution to the problem is right at hand.  Watch funny traffic video.

 
MONEY SERIOUS
 
fractional reserve banking video link; thumb of pyramid crest from US currency
THE MONEY MASTERS
This documentary shows how the modern political power structure has its roots in the hidden manipulation and accumulation of gold and other forms of money. The methodology has evolved over the last three centuries, and nation after nation, including the United States, has fallen prey to a cabal of international central bankers intent on being masters of the world.  Watch The Money Masters free online.

 
 
 
JUST FOR FUN
 
cool batman video link; thumb of batman and joker
BATMAN VS. JOKER ...
VS. ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

This 6-minute video starts as a typical head-to-head between Batman and The Joker, but the action soon veers into alien territory as some uninvited guests show up. This is surprisingly good!  Watch cool Batman video.
 
ECO FUNNY
 
funny clean coal video link; thumb of clean coal mascot with three brainy scientists in background
SOLAR DIRTY, COAL CLEAN!
In this funny video/animation, Mark Fiore (satirically) explains the dangers of solar and wind energy and the advantages of "clean coal." Dirty is the new clean!  Watch funny clean coal video.
 
RECOMMENDED FREE MOVIE
 
video - us empire / military industrial complex link; thumb of bald eagle against american flag backdrop
THE NEW AMERICAN CENTURY
This marvelous documentary starts out as just another 9-11 conspiracy movie but quickly transitions to broader territory, showing that false-flag operations have been used by the US for over a century to ....

Read full review and/or watch The New American Century online for free.

 
 
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