Skip to main content  
  Helping the environment one joke at a time, Grinning Planet. Click to go to home page. flying letter; click to go to signup page for free email version
Get GP free
via email !
 
   
       
 
Eco-Logical cartoon graphic of cube-shaped globe

PEW, IS THAT THE OCEAN?
The Pew Oceans Commission Reports on Ocean Pollution, Coastal Development, Overfishing, and More

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... you find out the ocean is full of microscopic invaders from Earth! That's right—much of our prime ocean areas are contaminated with disease-causing micro-organisms from sewage overflows; malfunctioning septic systems or inadequate sewage treatment plants; and boating wastes. Ugh! Those things are about as good for your health as a bubonic daiquiri.

In addition to microbial pollution, coastal ocean waters are plagued by "nutrient pollution," whose ultimate source is primarily the fertilizers applied to farmers' fields and homeowners' lawns. The 2003 final report from the Pew Oceans Commission states that more than 60 percent of our coastal rivers and bays are moderately to severely degraded by nutrient runoff. The problem is so bad in the Gulf of Mexico that there is now a low-oxygen coastal dead zone the size of Massachusetts where the normal marine life is either dead or gone. A similar 100-mile-long dead zone appeared in the Chesapeake Bay in 2003.

The Pew report documented numerous other problems related to the health of oceans:

  • Overfishing — The number of fish within many prime species has been significantly reduced by use of high-tech fishing practices that deplete fish stocks, degrade nursery areas, and produce wasteful bycatch.
  • Coastal Overdevelopment — Excessive construction in coastal zones greatly impacts the health of coastal wetlands, estuaries, and tidal zones.
  • Chemical Pollutants — Nutrients and toxic substances wash into coastal waters from farms, city streets, suburban yards, and polluted air, contaminating habitats for fish, shellfish, marine mammals, and the entire web of ocean life that supports them.

We need to also add into the oceanic mix such problems as oil spills; contamination of fish species with mercury, PCBs, and other toxins; declines of top species like whales and sharks; damage to coral and ocean bottoms; invasive species; and problems caused by the rising fish-farming industry. Many once thought of the picture of sting ray under water oceans as an endless source of food and other resources. Those days are gone. The Pew report goes as far as to say that some ocean ecosystems are collapsing.

Part of the problem in correcting the situation, says the report, is disorganization in the US government when it comes to ocean policy. In Congress alone there are over 60 committees and subcommittees that address some form of ocean policy. Add to that the executive branch's offices and agencies, as well as state and regional ocean agencies, and the health of the oceans is caught between Govzilla and Charybdis. The Pew Commission recommends establishing an independent federal ocean agency—along with regional ecosystem councils—to bring order to the bureaucratic mess. They also recommend a greatly increased focus on water quality and ecosystem health.

In case you're wondering whether things have improved since the Pew report was released in June 2003, the Association of Cute But Smelly Marine Mammals just filed a petition claiming that the government owes them free health care. Anyway, if you want to learn more about our wonderful oceans and the problems that plague them, here are some resources:

 
BRAIN FOOD

The US EPA notes that rainwater runoff from lawns, farms, streets, construction sites, and other urban areas picks up animal waste, fertilizer, pesticides, trash, gasoline, oil, and many other pollutants.

Publish date: 23-DEC-2003

 

Get Grinning Planet free via email

 
Songs for a Better Planet

To sail on a dream on a crystal clear ocean,
To ride on the crest of the wild raging storm,
To work in the service of life and the living,
In search of the answers to questions unknown,
To be part of the movement and part of the growing,
Part of beginning to understand . . .   more

Song: "Calypso"

Artist: John Denver

Album: Windsong

Category: Pop/Soft Rock

ALBUM REVIEW

album cover for John Denver, Windsong "Aye Calypso, the places you've been to, the things that you've shown us, the stories you tell..." It's hard to stop following along with these wonderful seafaring lyrics—some of the best from John Denver—and a great tribute to Jacques Cousteau, the captain of the Calypso and a true champion of the sea. The good news is that this song is on "Windsong," one of Denver's best studio albums. It also includes the hit songs "I'm Sorry" and "Fly Away," as well as the excellent "Looking For Space," which—for you trivia fans—was featured in a season-finale episode of "Magnum PI." This is perhaps John Denver's finest work.

Get more reviews, hear clips, or get purchase info for this album at Amazon.com


Or see more Songs for a Better Planet

Search Amazon.com for more...

 

Back to joke page  |  More articles, by category

 

FREE AUDIO CLIPS

free audio news clips link; image of zombie kid - DON'T BE A MAINSTREAM MEDIA DRONE! - Free MP3 news download at Grinning Planet
 

Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads!   – GP

 
CLICKS ON OUR ADS AND PURCHASES VIA OUR AMAZON LINKS HELP SUPPORT THIS FREE SITE... THANKS!

 

 


"However fragmented the world, however intense the national rivalries, it is an inexorable fact that we become more interdependent every day. I believe that national sovereignties will shrink in the face of universal inter­dependence. The sea, the great unifier, is man's only hope. Now, as never before, the old phrase has a literal meaning: We are all in the same boat."

— Jacques Cousteau
quoted in "National Geographic" [1981]


 

       
   >              
   > document gif Sign up to get Grinning Planet free by email, or get more info about it Email a link to this page to someone  
   > Issue Number 29
Copyright 2003 © Mark Jeantheau — All rights reserved.   More info
 
   
   
 
 
NEWS, ARTICLES, INFO

MP3 News Download
Video/Audio News Sites
Environmental News Sites
Investigative Journalism Sites

Environment/Energy/Economy
    - Articles/Resources By Topic
    - Articles By Date

Environmental Quotes
    - Funny Environmental Quotes
    - Peak Oil Quotes

Environmental Cartoons/Jokes
    - Environmental Videos/Animations

Environmental Products
Eco/Nature Greeting Cards

Grinning Planet Farm

FUNNY STUFF

Funny Jokes/Cartoons
    - Environmental Cartoons

Funny Animations/Videos
    - Environmental Animations/Videos

Funny Quotes
    - Environmental Funny Quotes

BOOKS

Environmental Books
Global Warming Books
Energy Books
Solar Energy Books
Peak Oil Books
Food-Gardening Books
Media Books

 
MUSIC & MOVIES

Environmental Movies
Environmental Songs
Environmental Music Videos

Album Reviews
Fun With Lyrics

ADMIN

Home Page
Search
Site Map
About Us
FAQs
Contact
Free Subscriptions
Unsubscribe
Privacy Policy