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Starting today, we are back to our normal every-other-week publishing schedule. Enjoy!
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SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL |
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Gets on a health kick
and tells the cafeteria
to switch from
red Jell-O to green Jell-O |
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Thinks a pantsless
dress code might
energize the
school spirit |
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Approves students' request to forget about doing
a homecoming float and instead convert one of
the school buses into a "hellacious party-van" |
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Stops by music class
and starts rambling on
about all of Liberace's
great but little known
drinking songs |
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Bans the teaching
of "creativity" because
he thinks it would
violate the separation
of church and state |
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James "Goofus" Madison
— Rico, California
"We convinced our high school principal that 'freedom of the press' required him to let students use the school's Xerox machine to make copies of their butts."
Today, instead of "freedom of the press," we seem to have "fee-dumb of the press"—a press corps governed by profit, with bland news presented by chattering chowderheads. Check out our harangues on
corporate media and
news talk shows ... and find some better news sources!
Or go to list of jokes
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| FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ... Bad Principal Joke |
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Ever since I was a kid at school,
I messed around with all the rules . . .
The principal would like to leave the stage;
The crowd don't understand.
from "I Was Only Joking" by Rod Stewart
. . . from the album The Very Best of Rod Stewart, Vol. 2
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school—
I hate the teachers and the principal;
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool . . .
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school!
from "Rock 'n' Roll High School" by The Ramones
. . . from the album Greatest Hits
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Principal caught me after school;
Gave me hell, called me a fool;
Pointed his finger at my face;
Started to sweat all over the place . . .
from "Sweat" by Oingo Boingo
. . . from the album Anthology
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Or search Amazon.com for more
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Thinky Quote
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"Local TV news across the country [is] saturated with mayhem and fluff at the expense of the broader range of issues important to our communities. TV news has become an emotional collection of the terrifying and the titillating, chosen to generate what marketing experts call "arousal." Arousal prepares viewers for TV news' abundant advertising but it does not inform citizens. Rather, it breeds cynicism, discourages civic participation, and promotes fearful withdrawal and passivity."
– Rocky Mountain Media Watch
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CORPORATE MEDIA
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