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THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY —
“THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”

#1 CAMPAIGN PROMISE

Fairer distribution of cake to the masses

BI-PARTISANSHIP

Accept contributions from both the ice cream lobby and the frozen yogurt lobby

FAVORITE PARTY GAME

Pin the Blame on the Donkey

GIFT REFORM

Address the current ineffective limits on gifts from lobbyists by repealing them entirely

NOT INVITED

Grand Old Party Poopers

funny cartoon of man at political birthday party trying to hit a pinata shaped like an elephant, the symbol of the Republican party

Bear McGrump — Stern, Florida
"If someone from the Birthday Party gets elected, I certainly hope they will tighten the regulations on unauthorized celebratory singing of 'Happy Birthday.' "

'Do you think our partying politicians should do better at addressing air and water pollution, chemicals in household products, and the need for clean energy? Then you might want to check out our environmental voting guide and our article Why Vote Green?

Or go to list of jokes

cartoon of unhappy man drumming his fingers on the table; a discarded party hat is lying on the table

FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ... "The Birthday Party" Cartoon


		You say it's your birthday? It's my birthday too—yeah; Yes, we're going to a party, party... from "Birthday" by The Beatles . . . from the album The White Album For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com


		Here she comes that rainy-day sun, Like a moppet at a birthday party; Rainy day's not spoiling her fun... from "Rainy Day Sun" by Spinal Tap . . . from the album Break Like The Wind For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com


		Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic... It's the end of the world as we know it And I feel fine... from "Its The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M. . . . from the album Document For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com


	Or search Amazon.com for more stuff... Or search Amazon.com for more

AD-VERT

Unintended Funny Quote

"Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too."

– Richard M. Nixon

2006
ENVIRONMENTAL VOTERS
GUIDE

environmental voters guide link; cartoon of politician kissing angry baby

Let’s rid ourselves of idiot anti-environment politicians! Pol’s who vote for dirtier air, polluted water, more nuclear waste, and pesticides in our food—all deserve to be sent packing! Figure out who’s who with our Environmental Voters Guide.

ANIMATION SPOTLIGHT

cartoon image of two clueless guys sitting on lawn chairs; click to see animation on Rubber Chicken site; opens in new window

“LIKE, DUDE, WHAT IS THAT GLOBAL WARMING THING ABOUT?” — Is climate change nearly incomprehensibabble? No, but this funny animated card is.... From Rubber Chicken Cards.... Go there

Related GP articles:
- Global Warming Facts & Myths
- Global Warming Solutions

IF A BEAR
VOTES IN THE WOODS....

cartoon image of bear showing off his ballot to the cheering crowd

A cute animation about voting for the environment. Clip includes two other environmentally friendly shorts. From FreeRange Graphics via YouTube... Go there

Related GP articles:
- Why Vote Green?
- Environmental Voters Guide

G-M-OH-NO!

the words 'Bad Seed - The Truth About Our Food' and a picture of a man in a chemical suit; click to go to Bad Seed site in new window

MONSANTO OR MONSATANO?
Bad Seed -- The Truth About Our Food is a new 1-hour documentary that shows interviews of anti-GMO activists and scientists. It's a video download of information about the dangers of genetically modified food and the tactics used by GMO corporations and their government henchmen to keep their products on the shelves and out of the news. If you weren't convinced GM crops were bad before, you will be after this. Go there

Related GP articles:
- Biopharming
- Bt Corn

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THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY —“THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”

THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY —
“THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”