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  MORE LITTLE-KNOWN “PLURAL WORDS”
    IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE:

 
 
     
 
  a ring of
     jewel thieves
 
  a troupe of USO
     entertainers
 
  a ream of
     proctologists
whale with headphones and iPod
 
a class of aristocrats
 
a service of
   silver bullets
 
a clique of
   empty revolvers
 
a coalition of miners
 
whales with headphones and iPods, bottom
 
  an iPod of whales  
 
TerraBits

Commander Datum
  — Star Trek fan, usage stickler
After we literati are done laughing at more plural-word phrases like "a bunch of elastic waistbands," "a litter of cigarette butts" and "a ream of paper-pushers" ...

      ... let's busy ourselves with more important things—like how all of us can save trees by learning to save paper ...

     Or try another group words cartoon ...
     Or go to our main jokes-cartoons page.

cartoon image of man at desk with in box piled high with paperwork
 
 

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Songs for a Better Planet

 

Get Thee To a Punnery

by Richard Lederer

DESCRIPTION

As Oscar Levant said many years ago, "A pun is the lowest form of wit, especially if you didn't think of it first." In this lively collection you'll find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for you millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist... and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV, and theatre wags; from the wits of Wall book cover for Get Thee To a Punnery, Richard Lederer Street and Washington; from the gems of poets and pundits; and from the sugary dregs in the bottom of the barrel of punditry.

For instance: Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and wind up in the hole.

Or this one from the "punnery": A monastery in financial trouble decided to go into the fish-and-chips industry to raise revenues. One night a customer knocked on the door and a monk answered. "Are you the fishfriar?" the customer asked. "No," the robed figure replied, "I'm the chipmonk."

The book also contains a PUNdix, a PUNabridged dictionary, and a collection of the best... and worst... jokes in the world!

Read more reviews, see sample pages, or get purchase info for this book at Amazon.com

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Environmental Books

 
 

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SAVE PAPER

Switching to Electronic Counterfeiting ... and Smarter Ways to Save Paper   Join the effort to save trees and energy by thumb of printer; link for article, Tips for Saving Paper at the Office and at Home getting some great tips on how to save paper around the office and at home.

Funny Quote

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper that it's written on."
  – Samuel Goldwyn

Today’s Animation:
ENRON - FACING THE MUSIC
graphic in VH1 format for Enron - Behind the Music
Using VH1's "Behind The Music" format, this excellent animation that reviews the debacle of Enron. It was one of the most audacious corporate frauds of all time, with the con job helped along by venal politicians and regulators. Video no longer available from host site (mondominishows.com)
POLAR BEARS, CORAL, EXTINCTION, OH MY!
hippoworks cartoon image; hippo and penguin with polar bear on small iceberg in ocean; click for animated cartoon
A fun but pointed Flash animation on how global warming will impact species and more. From Hippoworks and StopGlobalWarming.org.   No longer available from host site.
Michael Klare – Oil, War,
and the Middle East
photo of Michael Klare at lectern
An excellent half-hour speech that explores the links between oil supplies, terrorism, war, and the history of oil development and colonialism. Every American should hear this speech. From E&E TV.   Go there
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