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MORE LITTLE-KNOWN “PLURAL WORDS” IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE: |
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a ring of jewel thieves |
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a troupe of USO entertainers |
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a ream of proctologists |
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| a class of aristocrats |
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a service of silver bullets |
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a clique of empty revolvers |
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| a coalition of miners |
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an iPod of whales |
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Commander Datum
— Star Trek fan, usage stickler
After we literati are done laughing at more plural-word phrases like "a bunch of elastic waistbands," "a litter of cigarette butts" and "a ream of paper-pushers" ...
... let's busy ourselves with more important things—like how all of us can save trees by learning to
save paper ...
Or try another group words cartoon ...
Or go to our main jokes-cartoons page.
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Get Thee To a Punnery
by Richard Lederer
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DESCRIPTION
As Oscar Levant said many years ago, "A pun is the lowest form of wit, especially if you didn't think of it first." In this lively collection you'll find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for you millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist... and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV, and theatre wags; from the wits of Wall
Street and Washington; from the gems of poets and pundits; and from the sugary dregs in the bottom of the barrel of punditry.
For instance: Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and wind up in the hole.
Or this one from the "punnery": A monastery in financial trouble decided to go into the fish-and-chips industry to raise revenues. One night a customer knocked on the door and a monk answered. "Are you the fishfriar?" the customer asked. "No," the robed figure replied, "I'm the chipmonk."
The book also contains a PUNdix, a PUNabridged dictionary, and a collection of the best... and worst... jokes in the world!
Read more reviews, see sample pages, or get purchase info for this book at
Amazon.com
Or see more books on GP:
Environmental Books
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SAVE PAPER
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Switching to Electronic Counterfeiting ... and Smarter Ways to Save Paper
Join the effort to save trees and energy by
getting some great tips on how to
save paper around the office and at home.
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Funny Quote
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper that it's written on."
– Samuel Goldwyn
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Today’s Animation: ENRON - FACING THE MUSIC
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| Using VH1's "Behind The Music" format, this excellent animation that reviews the debacle of Enron. It was one of the most audacious corporate frauds of all time, with the con job helped along by venal politicians and regulators. Video no longer available from host site (mondominishows.com) |
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POLAR BEARS, CORAL, EXTINCTION, OH MY!
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| A fun but pointed Flash animation on how global warming will impact species and more. From Hippoworks and StopGlobalWarming.org.
No longer available from host site. |
Michael Klare – Oil, War, and the Middle East
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| An excellent half-hour speech that explores the links between oil supplies, terrorism, war, and the history of oil development and colonialism. Every American should hear this speech. From E&E TV.
Go there
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