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Issue #191

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KIDS' ATTITUDES . . .
FOR AND AGAINST THEIR MOMS WORKING:

 
 
Billy, age 5 — AGAINST
"I hate it. It makes her nuts. Last week at my birthday party, instead of hiring a clown, she tried to entertain us by demonstrating how she juggles work and home."
 
Sarah, age 3 — FOR
"I love it. She's showing me the ropes. I'm wearing power jumpers and learning how to say 'I need it yesterday.' "
funny cartoon of little kid in high chair, he and everything around him have yellow sticky-note reminders
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Drew — age 6
"I don't like my mom working. Sometimes she freaks out. Last week she told me to clean my room or I was fired."


In spite of growing up with a bedroom so filthy that Mom once threatened to call the EPA, we are now firmly opposed to toxic waste, in bedrooms or anywhere else. Get the dirty details in our article on Pollution and Health...

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FUNNY QUOTES RELATED TO...
Challenges for Working Moms
 

"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant."

Jane Sellman

"Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level."

Jami Gertz

"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."

Anonymous

 
 

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ARTICLES / GREEN STUFF

IMPURITEASE IN THE AIR
AT THE TASSEL CLUB

Pollution is not just something that happens to "the environment." It affects the water we drink, the air we breathe, and the land we grow our food on. When it comes to us water-drinking, air-breathing, food-eating humans, see Grinning Planet's feature article to find out about the relationship between pollution and health.

QUOTH THE MAVEN

Lester Brown:  "In Mexico City, Tehran, Kolkata, Bangkok, Shanghai, and hundreds of other cities, the air is no longer safe to breathe. In some cities, the air is so polluted that breathing is equivalent to smoking two packs of cigarettes per day."

THE YELLOW PERIL

Deluged with dandelions but not liking the idea of spraying your lawn with 2,4-D pesticides in areas where kids and pets play? Check out our article on non-toxic dandelion removal methods, including the recently added reader suggestion, The Dandelion Stomp.

OIL-O-NOMICS

In her essay "The Expected Economic Impact of an Energy Downturn," Oil Drum wonk Gail the Actuary gives an excellent explanation of how the rocky path ahead of us is caused by the intersection between the global financial crisis and the emerging constriction in energy and commodity supplies. Related good green stuff:  (1) David Sirota commentary, "The Fed Packages Corruption as Sound Public Policy"  (2) Grinning Planet articles about Peak Oil

VITTLES VOID

We hope you took heed of our Jan-Feb-Mar series on the coming food crisis. The subject is now front-page news, but it's not too late for you to take action. This is not a drill!. Related GP stuff:  Books for Surviving Peak Oil

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SERIOUS AND (CLEAN) FUNNY
MULTIMEDIA — ANIMATIONS, VIDEO, AUDIO, MORE ...
 
ECO SERIOUS
 
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PLAYING WITH DANGEROUS PESTICIDES



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ECO FUNNY & INFORMATIVE
 
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JOLLY GREEN TITAN
TitanGreens is a YouTube video channel that features loads of short, informative, funny video clips, focusing on environmental news and info clips. The videos are quite well done and appropriate for adults or youngsters. Go there

 
JUST PLAIN FUNNY
 
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COOL MOTHER SONG
Moms—and everyone—will laugh along with this breathtakingly funny musical performance of "what mothers say in a day." Very impressive! By Anita Renfroe, via YouTube.
Go there

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Challenges for Working Moms

Recommended GP article:
Home Safety & Children

 
 
 
RECOMMENDED BOOK
 
image for World Made By Hand, by James Howard Kunstler, 2/11/2008
WORLD MADE BY HAND
James Howard Kunstler's novel World Made By Hand places us a couple of decades into the future, when today's globalized high-energy techno-industrialism is gone, replaced by a hyper-local, low-energy, low-tech existence—an uninvited, unwanted change borne of natural limits, pandemic losses of life, and the general ineptitude of today's leaders. Weather or not you're a Peak Oiler, World Made By Hand is a good book to try—it shows just how much things would change in a world without global supply chains keeping stores stocked using just-it-time delivery systems. Read full GP review of World Made By Hand

 
ELECTION FUNNY
 
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AMERICA DECIDES NETWORK
A very sharp animation from Mark Fiore satirizing the ridiculosity of the networks' campaign coverage, where "tough questions" are usually about as meaningful as the latest happenings on American Idol—Bread & Circuses Edition.   No longer available from host site.

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A MOTHER OF A SONG
 
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FOR A THOUSAND MOTHERS
"For A Thousand Mothers" is just one of ten top-notch songs from Jethro Tull's 1969 breakout album Stand Up, where Ian Anderson and the boys mastered the earthy progressive-rock sound they had experimented with on their first album. The 2001 reissue includes 4 bonus tracks. Hear MP3 clips or check out CD on amazon.com.

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Jethro Tull reviews

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