THE WORKING PRIVATE EYE VS. THE RETIRED PRIVATE EYE
| WORKING PRIVATE EYE | RETIRED PRIVATE EYE |
|---|---|
| Turns up clues | Turns up the TV |
| Talks tough | Talks to himself |
| Eats in car while he stakes out a house | Drives car to eat out at a steak house |
| Plays hardball with bad guys | Watches "Hardball" with Chris Matthews |