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Chocoholic Cartoon/Joke
A chocoholic cartoon for all you chocolate jokers and chocoholics in CocoaLand.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CHOCOHOLIC: |
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You tell your kids not to take candy from strangers. Unless it's chocolate. |
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The bartender tells you you've had enough shots of chocolate syrup for tonight. |
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When the leaves turn in the fall, you start gathering Almond Joys for the coming winter. |
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 Reese Sweet
— chocoholic
“When our daughter was born, my husband and I struggled over the possible name choices. Should it be Coco? Mocha? Nougat? In the end, even though we knew she would hold a life-long grudge, we named her after our hero, Willie Wonka.”
How can you be a SAFER chocoholic? Check out our article on
chocolate and pesticides ...
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"As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate."
— Sandra Boynton
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"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of those pieces."
— Judith Viorst
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz
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Hey, we don't pick
the Google ads! – GP
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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. "
– Matt Lauer |
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